Why is the superbowl such a big deal?

All it is is just a bunch of men jumping on top of each other(football),danika patrick teasing you into thinking that your going to se her naked by logging on to the go daddy website(the commercials),a commercial music performance that sucks because commercial music isnt real music(the halftime show) and if you can get past the aspect of football(tackling),the game is always one sided.So why the f*ck is the super bowl as popular as it is?